This link has all the information you'll need. Did you know Kim Jong-Il's drink of choice is Hennessy Cognac? Did you even know he's a bachelor?
At a glance:
According to North Korean official records, Kim’s birth was announced by a sparrow that descended directly from heaven. Married at least once, Kim is always interested in meeting new people and has had at least three semi-official mistresses with whom he has three or four children, depending on the source consulted. A self-proclaimed “Internet expert,” Kim is also on record as the author of hundreds of books, half a dozen operas, a number of musicals, the design for the Juche Tower in Pyongyang, and the writer and/or producer of dozens of films.
Testimonials:
“He was not some crazy person. He was very polite. He had things he wanted to say. He didn’t work from any notes or talking points. He had tremendous confidence.” – Wendy Sherman, special advisor to Bill Clinton on North Korea
“Topped off with a rakish root-perm thatch, Jong Il resembles a guerrilla version of a Cabbage Patch Doll." – Hannah Betts of The London Times on Kim Jong-Il’s fashion sense
Says Kim:
"Small as a midget's turd, aren't I?" – to South Korean actress Choi Eun Hee whom he kidnapped and brought to North Korea
From the Upcoming ueue, submitted by ColinGlimpse.