Personalized Urns for the Deceased - Neatorama

Would you like to keep your departed loved ones in an urn on the mantle? How about in an urn that looks like the deceased person's head? Cremation Solutions makes personalized urns using facial reconstruction and 3D mapping software.

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Horrifying, and yet, strangely neat!

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No

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No. No. No no no nononononononono.

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Ok that is just too freakin creepy. Don't want!

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This is creepy beyond reason. Each and every time I passed this in the living room, I would crumple into the fetal position, rocking back and forth while praying that it would take its eyes off my soul.

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would it be more or less creepy with the eyes closed? I want to say less because the non-blinking open eyes is too creepy.

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This takes F'ed up to a whole new level! Nice!

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Not no, but hell NO. CREEPY!

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Do they make the ceramic urns out of the deceased's ashes?

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They just need to add chia seeds.

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"That's not herbal tea, that's Herb!"

Lol, ahh, I miss that show.

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LOL Kalel.. How screwed up would THAT be!

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Now this is just wrong. But one question.....Would they use the deceased real hair?

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I've got a great idea, make the eyes concave so they follow the person around the room.

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too creepy even for me. xD

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I'm open to the possibility of a chia pet expansion.

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star-That is a great idea. dude. shave the head before the cremation, and put the hair on the urn!

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I want one of me. Staring out from the mantel.

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this would be a great b-day/xmas gift for enemies..

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All kinds of HELL NO.

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That's just way too weird. No ways, man.

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Creepy, and in more than just the 'dead unblinking face starting at you' way. Its creepy for the indications of the psychology of those who'd keep it around.

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They should put the lid in the bottom of the jar.
Looks like he had brain surgery.

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This would be so fitting if the deceased had been decapitated.

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This needs to be made into bobble heads we can carry at the NeatoShop ...

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It looks like a cookie jar. How about making it a music box that'll play the deceased's favorite song when you open it?

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