The safest place is keep your money is to stuff it into your mattress. Or, alternatively, this mattress-shaped piggy bank which received no TARP funds and comes complete with a miniature pillow.
i would definitely label it "money mattress" else, there goes that million you saved up! http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/middle_east/article6469706.ece
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