Bumper Stickers for Your Shoes



Maybe this fellow doesn't have a car on which to put his bumper stickers, or he just wants to communicate with people walking behind him.

If you had bumper stickers on the back of your shoes, what would they say?

Link via Gear Fuse

Good idea, assuming most people will ask you to hold your shoe 5 inches from their nose so that they can read them. At normal distance you would need Superman eyes to resolve them.
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I'm a sole man.
My other shoe is, well, right there.
TGIF...Toe Goes In First.
My granddaughter's shoes are cuter than yours.
If you can read this, get up off the floor.
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Great commentary on the long-insignificant culture of putting a statement on your car, in a tacky attempt at telling me a little about yourself.

Mine would have a lil Calvin pissing on a bumper sticker that said BACK OFF, or I'll flick a booger onto your windshield.
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- Swings out
- If you can read this- How does it taste?
- If you can read this- Sorry- I still won't help
- Next opportunity to read this with same eye in about 6 weeks
- (upside down:) If you can read this, wearer has drunk too much
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