Unlike her three husbands, Veitch says, the Mercury has "never lied to me, never cheated on me, and I can always depend on her."
Veitch is on her seventh Midas muffler, and thank you, gentlemen, for the lifetime warranty. She's had three sets of Sears shock absorbers, also through a lifetime warranty. And though the number seems high, she claims to have had 16 free batteries, courtesy of J.C. Penney and Firestone.
"She's demonstrating the perfect way to take care of a car," says Mike Hardie, director of global quality and productivity for Ford Motor Co., and that's what makes her a menace.
"If everyone did that," he says, "we'd never sell another one, so don't spread it around too far."
If the engine ever goes out, Veitch may be in trouble, because they are no longer manufactured. Link -via the Presurfer
Maybe if she was that meticulous with the first?