The economy is so bad that even prostitutes are desperate! Oklahoma City resident Lahuma Sue Smith, 36, pled no contest to prostitution charges that she traded sex for ... a box of Frito-Lay chips:
According to the police report, undercover officers noticed Smith "trying to catch a date” by flashing her headlights at SE 33 and Robinson. Officers said they followed Smith’s car and found her with her blouse open and found a man in the passenger seat pulling his pants up.
The man told police he was having marital problems and knew he could pick up a prostitute there.
Smith told police the man told her he was looking for company but he didn’t have any money, so she agreed to be paid with a $30 case of Frito-Lay chips he had in the back of his car.
Hahahaha! I love the fact you focused on the notion of chip bags coming in a box. ;)
That reminds me of the old joke - something about asking her if she was Free to Lay..
You're so cruel! :P
"Gee, ya got one with cheese powder on her fingers and loves watching Jerry Springer?"
(because i know some idiot will take me seriously, i'm being sarcastic, this is not neat but incredibly sad)
But it later on explains it's a "$30 case of Frito-Lay chips"
What a rank, shitty humiliation.
And yeah, imagine how desperate you'd have to be to trade sex for food. This isn't funny. It's sad.
I'm kind of ashamed.