Forget aliens, the real culprits behind mysterious crop circles in Tasmania are far weirder: stoned wallabies!
"The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," Lara Giddings told the hearing.
"Then they crash," she added. "We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."
I just didn't know that they also had to be stoned to qualify as Aliens...
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