Heck, people drink designer water at $55 a bottle (yes, I'm looking at you, Bling H2O), so why not sell designer band-aids to rich people that obviously get their papercuts from counting too much money?
Here's an experimental leather band-aids by conceptual artist Scott Amron - now, you can fashionably dress your boo-boos for a mere $15: Link - via Refinery29 Pipeline
JM, I'm sure the leather used here came from adult cows who had already realized their lives were not worth living; and besides, they gave us meat, tallow, and bone along with the leather. I rever the cow, which means I can use without abusing it's gifts.