Caption Monkey 59: Yoda Hedgehog - Neatorama

More cute photos of the big-eared hedgehog at Izismile - via Rue The Day

Long it has been since we last had a Caption Monkey game (sorry Adam!) I promise to be better, and thanks to Adam's generous offer, we have an excellent prize for today's game.

The game is simple: caption this cute "yoda"-eared hedgehog and win a custom black and white Monkey drawing by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford. Place your caption in the comment section - one caption per comment, please, though you can enter as many ones as you can think of.

So, in the immortal word of the Jedi master, may the Force be with you and good luck!

Update 6/10/09 - Adam has picked the winner! Congratulations to Mor who won with this caption: “Why did I have to choose a personal trainer who wouldn’t put me down until I finished all 50 sit-ups?!”

That guy is huge

First

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Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

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Dis iz not the golfball you r looking for. Move along.

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I Can Has Cheezburger?

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Size matters not, ... Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?

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I may be cute and cuddly now, but wait till I grow up and then see if you will hold me like this. I think not!!

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Whatchu talkinbout, Willis?

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Just a little closer and I can chew that hang nail off my toe!

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"Poke or no poke -- there is not try!"

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"Honey, you shouldn't have."

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Feet!

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HAI GUYS

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Human: "I can't believe it."

Yoda Hedgehog: "That is why you FAIL."

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Do you really win a monkey?

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Hi, Baby Sonic.

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...Anyway- So I said Prime Minister you should resign! But his only reply was don't be such a tiny prick- now can you immagine?! The nerve! ...Eh- got some milk by any chance...?

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Where's a Chaos Emerald when you need one?

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"Ok ok. My BALLS here are, Jedi. Satisfied are you?"

... ^_^

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"So this is whats really inside a golf ball.... hmmm"

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"Sure it LOOKED great, but it was absolutely the worst truffle I've ever had."

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piiiikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCHUUUUUU!!!

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I iz teh lol hedgehogg

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There is something seriously wrong with this jawbreaker.

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Super cute, is I. Herh herh herh.

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What?! Yeah, I'm cute. Get over it.

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Who's up for a game of Velcro ball?

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"Why did I have to choose a personal trainer who wouldn't put me down until I finished all 50 sit-ups?!"

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Hedgehog is the new diamond

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"No, YOU look like Steve Buscemi!"

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Baby gremlin! Don't feed it after dark!

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I want to find good pop music. Help me please.

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McDonald's, in an effort to garner the cute and cuddly market, will release a new product. They can't decide if they should be called McHedgenuggets or McHognuggets.

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Mi pene es un chorizo de amor.

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Take a picture, it lasts longer,...oh, richt.

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So anyway..., now you know how I got Head-Tech at the Large Hadron Collider facility in France. ...One cup of milk before I go? And now PLÉÁSE put me down, will you...? I get backache like you hold me.

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Please meat the new acu-puncture specialist.

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I can has tweezrs?

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Roger, I am not a tennis ball.

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The PETA Banquet had the most delicious Hedge Hog Hors D' Oeuvres. Yummy!

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BEWARE: The Rabid Hedgehog!

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(Like Yoda) Destroy you, I will.

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I get what you are saying, but I assure you... I really AM comfortable like this.

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The hairball that killed the cat...

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Eggman is the path to the dark side. Eggman leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering through tired gameplay.

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I'm stuck. Little help?

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This is how I roll, baby.

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Ah..Ah...AAAAACHUUUUUU!.... OMG!

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Put me down and back away, big man. Don't make me hurt you.

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Look around your world, pretty baby
Is it everything you hoped it'd be?
The wrong guy holding you, holding me
The right time to roll with me
ROLL WITH ME, DAMMIT!!!

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Umm, I can hear you, you know.
Who you callin' a little prick?

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Named must my picture be before banish it you can.

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I'm a force to be with you!

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ugh. my back is killing me, do you know a good chiropractor?

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(with a wave of the paws) You want to put me down now. Forget you ever saw me, you will.

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And then, Sonic realized he shouldn't have chased after that last ring...

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That's what I get for ordering a "Do-it-yourself" acupuncture kit over the internet.

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that's right pal, that's my junk, not my SMALL junk!

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Im only 3 and 1/2 years old...

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OK, I'll remember you...I WILL REMEMBER YOU...

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Hey, mannn, GO AWAY, LEAVE ME ALONEeee. I was sleeping, GO AWAY.

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Can you please help me put my socks on?

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"Duuuude I so need a mani- peti!"

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"Hedgehog-mon, I choose YOU!" :3

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"See, if i squinch my back legs up lik dis, and flap my front ones does lik dis, oh and then curl my ears down like so...TA-DA...I looks like...uh, like, well its darn cute thats what it is!

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Your soul is mine!

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No, I said "'allo", but that's close enough.

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...poot

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Kiss me, and I will turn into a prince.. ;-p

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I can't decide if this kiwi is too organic or not organic enough.

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If we hurry I can still make it to the Dumbo auditions.

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" Dad? Mom said Billy Idol was on Tatooine recently. "

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Would you please stop dipping me in talcum powder and slapping me against your face. I'm trying to sleep.

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On 17, I knew the 8-iron would be enough for a ball that had it's own rough.

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Putting me down, you will be.

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ok,
i GET IT...
Lick my feet..

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Jerry, is this really worth interrupting the meeting?

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Use me for foosball and I will kill you.

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...And so that is how I became like this... Now get on with it and kiss me so that I can fit in my harness again and take revenge on that darn sorcerer with my big enchanted battle-axe!

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There is no try to collect rings, only collect or collect not.

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Hedgehogs - Bringing snowball fights to a whole new level

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"I wonder how far I could throw this thing?"

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What an ass...I'm not a shrew,and your not taming Jack.

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Hey Buddy!! How about more pics of my hedge and less of the hog!!

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Hey Tiger, is this your Titleist?

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Hey kids! Instead of hunting for eggs this Easter...

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The original Popple

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Okay- And now THROW me over the hedge so I can Save the Universe!!!!

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Balls

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