So. John recently posted about Jeff Burk's novel Shatner Quake, in which William Shatner (William Shatner? William Shatner. WILLIAM SHATNER!) battled all characters he ever played, after a failed terrorist attack by the Campbellians (who worships Bruce Campbell).
Though I haven't read the novel, I immediately feel that this is an unwarranted attack on Bruce. First, take a look at the clip below, then tell me, is this the kind of man that can summon the Army of Darkness? Or cavort with The Evil Dead?
Duran Duran has got nothin' on Bruce Campbell (plus, he probably smells good!)
My husband was to meet me at a book signing. He had forgotten. As Bruce was signing my book, I was telling him how much I could relate to that part about in the book about "communication in a marriage", because my husband had forgotten to meet me. At that moment my husband called on the cell. Bruce looked up and asked "Is that him?" I said yes. He asked for my phone. He proceeded to give my husband timely advice about communication and then the "who, what, where, how, why, why not, how come, if not how come then why not if."
Which later reminded me of this commercial > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1OxkFOK18