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Why do they only hire people with less than average I.Q.s to be cops? So they will do what ever they're told and think they're special. It's one of the only jobs a stupid person can get, and feel like people owe them some uber respect.
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Why do people named Doug Dorn smell like dog crap? It's because they like to eat dog crap because they secretly want to have sex with dogs but they realize that would be abuse so they eat their feces instead to get close to them. They also use the crap as masturbatory lube. I mean, this is where we make rude generalizations about people right? I'm hoping someone needs the help of law enforcement someday, but the cops can't get there in time.
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Wow. Polar opposites, but so similar.
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I'm going to go ahead and say 'not neat' to the entire post and comments section. :|
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