Here's a sample:
The Brief: Purple Gatorade [Rosie's Fish]
The Critique: Dad, that doesn't look like Purple Gatorade. Only mine looks like Purple Gatorade. You're going to scan it, and then when you're done with it, it's going to be scrappled up and thrown in the garbage. And then mine will be our final picture.
Job Status: Rejected
From the Upcoming ueue, submitted by bz.