Drive-By Darth Vader - Neatorama

Remember the drive-by stormtrooper from last week? It seems as if that guy's boss wants some attention as well, because now there's a Dart Vader drive-by photo floating around on the web. His choice of wheels: a black Ariel Atom.

http://kinod.net/linhbergh/?p=140 - via Bilfeber

Nice! Right now I'm actualy expecting to see Jek Porkins in a pickup truck blinged out to look like an X-Wing posted on here.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jek_Tono_Porkins

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LMAO!!! These are awesome!

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I'm hoping to see one with Boba Fett now. :)

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Bah, scratch that, the guy who played Porkins died of cancer 3 years ago. Ya, Boba Fett would be awesome. Hmm, what would Boba Fett drive?

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That is so awesome. Gauldar, Fett would fly in one of those wing suits...with rockets.

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As others, I am waiting for Fett.
Jek Porkins would be driving an old late 70's Mazda station wagon. Patinaed and scratched cobalt blue color. With one rusty yellow door from the salvage yard. Half a grill. Or the grill would be damaged in some way.
Mismatched mirrors, possibly off of a Toyota Corolla.

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Darth Vader was never one to let a mere storm trooper one up him.

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Everyone knows that Boba Fett drives a Vette, he bounty hunts for jubba hut to finance it.

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So Awesome! ha

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Thanks for the post Neatorama! BUT CHECK THIS OUT! http://tinyurl.com/7rcj9e

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“Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to pilot is insignificant next to the power of the Force.”

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Vader: OK, yeah, I guess that's pretty cool.

Ariel Atom: Jaw, meet floor.

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@Linhbergh

I would love to see what Vader would do if he ever got stopped by the traffic cops for manipulating traffic like that. ;)

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Oh, and the Ariel Atom = mouth on floor.

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I think Boba Fett would drive a grey Enzo with a black stripe down the hood. But that's me.

Hmmm...what would Chewie drive? Or Han Solo? I would say Greedo, but I know he'd be chillin in a Zonda.

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Well, Boba has a backpack with jets so he doesn't need a car, but common knowledge (which Scooter is obvs hip to) is that he drives a Vette. This site is called Neatorama and only one other person knows about MC Chris?
Sheesh.

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