Here goes: "Neatorama isn't a political blog ..." so thank goodness that this article by Kiera Butler in Mother Jones pokes fun at both liberals and conservatives:
You may be a liberal if...you're in the mood for Chocolate Peanut Butter Cookie-Dough Cheesecake. Liberals' chain eateries of choice are the Cheesecake Factory, Panera Bread, and Starbucks, while conservatives dine at Hardee's and Fuddruckers.
You may be a conservative if...you're happy with tap water. Domino's Pizza claims Republican customers are less likely to order beverages.
You may be a liberal if...you're too lazy to walk to the pizza place. The Domino's survey found that Democrats rely on delivery more than Republicans.
Let's keep the comments clean, mmkay? Link
& almost never eat at fast-food places. Do like Panera, eschew
starbucks and never touch soft drinks. Rarely eat red meat either.
So much for pegging down the habits of conservative vs. libtard.
I didn't know what station it was or who was speaking.
The host was well spoken, appeared intelligent and I was pleased to find that I agreed with most of what the guy had to say.
When the show ended, I heard him sign off with "You've been listening to the Ollie North show"
...
I screamed "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!", pulled over to the side of the road and cried just a little as I painfully accepted my new-found identity.
True story.
Damn you socialist secular future, damn you!
If I were ordering a pizza, and they were to ask me what my political party is, I would ask them, nicely, what the fuck does my politics has to do with pizza.
And I order delivery.
From across the street.
...It's because I love the pizza tracker on their website...
It seems far-fetched at the least.
You might be liberal if you jaywalk. Conservatives are more likely to wait at the crosswalk for the light to turn and then cross.
You might be conservative if you go for the red salsa. More liberals go for the green salsa.
I would've thought parents with daughters are more conservative than parents of sons. Perhaps I just live in oppositeville...
You're a liberal if you act emotionally.
"A Conservative is a Liberal who hasn't been arrested"
Love the comments on their page:
"we liberals really do think differently from the Cons, Neocons and the Theocons. If we do not stop them they will persecute and punish us, just as they are now killing Iraqis for their oil."
Jesus, and this is why anti psychotics were invented.