Intoxicated Orson Welles Tries to Sell Wine

Reminds me slightly of I Love Lucy Vitameatavegamin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m1Nubw8XJw

Champagne cannot come from California. >:C lol

Poor old Welles. A theatrical genius reduced to hawking horrid grape products in his twilight years. Or perhaps he is lucky, having a name that was still recognized decades after his best work.

No matter, if I were him, I would have gotten drunk during the taping. There is no shame in that game.

Some roles are practically invitations to method acting.

my favorite is the one where hes shilling for peas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V14PfDDwxlE

Fame is a fickle mistress: from "Citizen Kane" to Paul Masson...didn't he also do "Hollywood Squares" towards the end?

thats hilarious ! i dont feel sorry for him...he was quite accomplished in many things.

Man, that never gets old.

Wells once said that you make your name on the way up and your fortune on the way down. This has inspired me a lot to keep taking advantage of anything even if it pays nothing. I'm hoping to make a fortune off of my spiral from greatness.

Now THAT is funny...wow.

The cuts are what make it. When the director finally gets enough of his drunken rambling.

Makes me want to find a 'Pinky and The Brain' compilation.

Reminds me of the scene in the animated show of The Critic, when a (impersonated) Orsen Wells was doing a commercial for... Frozen Peas. He said something like "Full of country goodness, and green pea-ness."

Lol.

Wait, found a link!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_dDpQzD8Wk

The 70's now suck just a little bit less. "Dad, I thought they didn't let drunk people make commercials?"

I'd love to know what those actors at the table with him thought. I figured they would have been thrilled, at first, about getting to work with Welles. Then after 49 takes of trying to look interested at a wine bottle, that dude probably wanted to smack him with it.

How did those other actors not crack up listening to him ramble on?

Professionalism. Actors (usually non-stars) generally have it. Perhaps it was more pervasive back then?

I can't tell you how annoying it was every time Heratio Sans and Jimmy Fallon were in an SNL skit together, because it was all stone-faced teleprompter reading and giggling throughout the scene.

Similar scenarios are bothersome.

Even in the blooper real, it sucks. The bloopers where people break character and say something funny, or run into something, or practically anything else, can be entertaining. But them taking 10 shots because someone can't stop giggling is just boring.

After that many takes, who wouldn't be happy to sloshed?