Caption Monkey: Mom on a Segway, Pushing a Baby Stroller - Neatorama

Photo: wtf_inc [LiveJournal] - via Crunch Gear

Hello, everyone! It's time for Neatorama and Hobotopia's Caption Monkey game. I don't know the background story of this photo, the LiveJournal user who posted it only mentioned that it was taken in Seattle.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to provide the caption. Funniest caption wins an original Laugh-Out-Loud Cat cartoon by Adam Koford.

For inspiration, definitely check out Adam's blog. Good luck!

Update 1/20/09 - Adam has picked the winner! Congratulations to Jay L. who won with this gem: "What!?! IT's safer than pushing it with the car."

Every morning was the same: Mary would take baby Giggles to daycare, and then scoot off to her job as director of Seattle Childd Protective Services.

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Why am I thinking of Ben Hur?

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Seatte mothers are having trouble losing the weight they gained during pregnancy.

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"I can't wait till Baby Giggles is old enough to drive her OWN Segway!"

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Segway: Because we don't want you to walk, ever.

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Just when Steve Wozniak thought he'd be single forever, he saw Julia gliding across the street.

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Is she driving the baby???...oh wait! Its a self-powered adult stroller...I guess momma was jealous.

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Free Venti Chai for the first 25 people through the door for Segway a baby to work day.

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the mother's only regret was not buying a stroller that pushed itself

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Segway 2.0! Now with additional natural gas powered attachments.

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It was from this day on baby Jenny never felt the need to try to walk again.

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[in thought balloon]"Boy, I wish this stroller handle was just a little bit higher, MY BACK IS KILLING ME!"

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===== FAT =====
Sit, don't walk.

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"It's okay, honey. Mommy's just an idiot."

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Coming soon, Segway Jr. In stores Spring 2009.

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I hate it when mom forgets to charge that thing and I have to tow her home!

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Will mothers ever learn? Never wear white after Labor Day.

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With each generation, humans slowly lost the ability to walk and began devolving into no more than intelligent slugs.

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“Rarely do the followers exceed the expectations of the leaders.” (source of quote unknown)

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Testing inane ideas on the road: Fail!

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This is what happens when someone forgets to read the instructions...

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Cover image for the new book "The Birth of a Lawsuit"...

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It was obvious from afar that this was this mommy's first child...

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And the relative advantage of having a child AFTER you break your pelvis is.......

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Second try:

"Why yes! Billy was a 35 pound birth. How could you tell?

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Guinness book of world records laziest mom says "taking a child out for a walk can be tiring."

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You're just jealous you didn't think of it first.

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Faster Mommy, faster!

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*Sigh* If only there were an easier way

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"It's ok honey... you'll get your training wheels off in just a couple months."

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Head trauma: It can be mental or physical.

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" Lazyness is a virtue."

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Little did Britney know that she was yet another victim of the Segway Kidnapper.

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Cradle to Grave

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Mush! Mush!

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First 100 customers to purchase the new Segway 2009 receives a FREE baby.

Diapers not included.

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I bet she is looking for a Starbucks.

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Multitasking - you're doing it wrong

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This week were showing baby how to use the Segway.
Next week, the Car.

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Newspaper stands and trees by a road.

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"Honey, we are better than the bipeds...someday you will realize and embrace that."

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Speaking of parenting, American mothers continue to innovate.

(think about it for a while, you'll get it)

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Bad idea written all over it.

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A fool and her child are soon parted!

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In America, even the retarded are allowed to have children.

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Before Sally could walk and pull her mother all over Seattle in a Radioflyer, her mother pushed her in a stroller from a Segway. Surprisingly, her mother was much thinner in those days.

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"DUI? SHMEE-UI! My daughter & I are riding on wheels one way or the other whether the State of Washington likes it or not!"

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"Damn Walk-to-Preschool Day."

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What!?! It's safer than pushing it with the car.

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The new Diet Segway will help you lose fat while you tour your neighborhood

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"They see me rollin/They hatin'"

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Mall Cop 2: Til Death do us Part

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Hey, it's not raining in Seattle. Go figure

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The next phase of human evolution: wheels!

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"If only I could somehow fit the stroller on here, I'm tired of leaning over. I'm trying to do my part in conserving (my) energy."

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segway inc introduces strolcar for babies.
ideal for travelling babies and in this case, towing drained segways.

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Might as well be a head in a jar.

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The wheels on the Segway go round and round, round and round, round and round!

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Mommy-bot and baby-bot take their afternoon walk

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Undercover TSA agent escorts suspected terrorist to juvenile detention facility

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On her way to the auditions for 'America's laziest parent', Alice decided to pick up a newspaper.

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And the sad part is, she'll probably do an hour on the treadmill tonight.

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mommy's got a stroller of her own.

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walking: it's not for everyone.

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"Faster Sweetie! Mommy's late for work!"

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Where's a remotely-operated battery drainer when you need one?

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The Urban Segway Iditarod - Kelly and Her Daughter Samantha 'Husky' Marie, round the corner about to hit the final leg of the run, making sure to budget time for a quick Starbucks stop.

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slowdown honey! Mummy can't catch up! I'm not that young anymore you know.

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Zipadeedooda, Zip on Segway!

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Zipadeedooda! Zip-on-Segway! My oh my what a wonderful day!

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"Yeah, this how I roll. Got my Gucci shirt, Louis pants. Momma in the back stuntin' on the Segway. Puttin' rims on soon, we both gonna be sittin on dubs. She got the Dom Perignon in the backpack right now. Feed that shit to me in a bottle, bitch! No way I make her walk. Baby be ballin'."

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Your Mama's so stupid she bought a $5,000 Segway to push you around in a $50 stroller.

Dude, that doesn't even make sense.

No, when you were a baby. Like, instead of walking. Get it? Your mom, your mom's so stupid...

No, dude, I get it. It's just dumb. No one would do that.

Yeah, but, like, your mom's so dumb she actually DID though. I found this photo.

Shit.

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Sheila's faith in her doctor was diminished when she took his advice to "go outside and get some air" and yet the pounds stayed on.

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Ironically, she is on the way to the gym to show her daughter how to use a treadmill.

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This is how I roll!

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Jennie always wondered why she was scared of stepping on a crack. Looking back through old photos, this explained a lot.

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Beauty and the Baby on the Wheels!...........

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Because putting the motor in the stroller would have been excessive.

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For the person who wants to get where they are going and still obey the "Do Not Walk" sign.

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Ya!

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Roller-Fergie saves another run away baby carriage.

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Six wheels are better than four.

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http://gizmodo.com/5602600/i-am-very-sorry-segway-stroller-lady?skyline=true&s=i

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Apparently, this lady is a cancer survivor whose leg was amputated above the knee. She gets around using a Segway instead of a wheelchair. On this day, she happened to be babysitting her grandniece who is in the stroller.

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Doesn't matter, Wilma - Pushing a baby stroller while on a Segway is reckless, and endangers the child! I'm sorry if "the lady is a cancer survivor whose leg was amputated above the knee." Other amputees have managed to come up with saner ways to babysit.

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Tuck- Segways are more stable than you think. And she happens to be my aunt. Get bent.

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