Chris "Jesus" Ferguson Makes Fruit Salad

Ah, ah, ah! My Brain just got schyzo : Jesus throwing deadly playing cards to cut a fruit salad held by a cutie?
Excellent! Here comes the next Marvel Hero! :D

Hooray for falseness. I'm not a critic of the guy or anything, but you do realize this is...well, this is way more fake than the Snowprints. In fact, this guy is the most magical thing about this post. He seems ethereal.

wouldn’t it be easier to just use a knife?

It would be easier with these stainless steel playing cards!

Okay, fake or not, this is pretty cool.

I used to throw floppy disks similarly, but they are much too thick to cut fruit...

I'll see your Chris Ferguson, and raise you one Ricky Jay.

Ricky Jay not only did it first, but did it better. Pull up a video or two on You Tube, you won't be disappointed.

Ricky Jay's book "Cards as Weapons" is good fun
but I still suck at it

"This is why the terrorists hate us."

While he's not playing poker Chris is also an assassin who uses his cards as weapons.

It's not fake. He's also an incredible ballroom dancer. Also, whenever he does one of his experiments in turning a dollar into twenty thousand through extreme bankroll management, he donates it to charity. The only person who donates more is Barry Greenstein, who plays full time and donates ALL winnings to charity.