Amy Sedaris is my Martha Stewart. Here she is on Martha's show a couple of years ago, horrifying Martha by telling her that she never sifts and mocking the fact that there are only two KitchenAids.
Previously on Neatorama: Snoop and Martha Make Mashed Potatoes
When Martha was going to jail, my mind instantly recalled an occasion when both she and Amy Sedaris were guests on Conan O'brien years before, and Amy taught Martha how to make a grilled cheese sandwich in prison. I talked to someone the other day that had served time in the same prison as Martha and she confirmed that the did actually sometimes make grilled cheese with an iron as Amy demonstrated, so maybe Martha took something from that experience.
http://www.amazon.com/Like-You-Hospitality-Under-Influence/dp/0446578843