If you start knitting this now, you too can have your very own "Sexy Turkey Hat" for Thanksgiving 2009.
Etsy seller Angela Catirina, who is a force to be reckoned with in the world of crafts, is selling the pattern to this unbelievably awesome headwear (I dare you to find something more awesome, folks): Link | More about Angela at ExtremeCraft
It may be crafty, but that doesn't mean it ain't fugly.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=15711878
I'm not sure that I would call this "sexy." Unless, I guess, the idea is that the wearer is wearing the hat exclusively? Even still, it's mighty distracting.
Vanessa FTW!