For the past 40 years, Ashleigh Brilliant has been making these wonderful "Pot-Shots," combining his marvelous wit with brevity (all are 17 words or less). He has over 10,000 illustrated epigrams that you can view on his website or buy as postcards or CD
Go check it out - they're wonderful! Link - Thanks Strange de Jim!
"her witt", "his website"
which is it Ashleigh?