Food Safety Songs - Neatorama

Dr. Carl Winter takes popular songs and changes the lyrics to incorporate food safety instructions. The results are funny! I Want to Hold Your Hand by the Beatles becomes You Better Wash Your Hands, Heartache Tonight is turned into Stomachache Tonight, and We Are The Champions becomes We Are the Microbes. Many songs have accompanying videos. Link -via Eat Me Daily

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Cool, but somehow gross. He was singing in a nice voice. But the fact that he continued to say that you might die through me off balance.

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Beware la Vaca Loca! That site rocks!

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What a happy, fun way to find out that tainted meat will unsettle your favorite characters from LOTR and make them desirous to murder you.

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Haha, Miss Orange. You are talking about this.

I love the penultimate sentence of this.

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better yet are some original songs brought to you by concerned children's advertisers 1993, notably "don't you put in your mouth"
(anyone who was a kid in Canada in the 1990s will remember this lol)

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