Oh, Lord... I only live a dozen miles from there...
Florida used to be the land of beautiful hard-bodies, but in recent years the mass of Northeasterners moving down has turned the area into the Land of Potatoe Shaped Tubbies. The beaches that were lined with gorgeous twinkies are now lined with female Tony Sopranos (yes, the show used Port St. Lucie and tons of 'em moved down here.)
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Florida used to be the land of beautiful hard-bodies, but in recent years the mass of Northeasterners moving down has turned the area into the Land of Potatoe Shaped Tubbies. The beaches that were lined with gorgeous twinkies are now lined with female Tony Sopranos (yes, the show used Port St. Lucie and tons of 'em moved down here.)
...ah well....
*looks at bran muffin in hand*....*tears up* ;_;