Matthew Inman, the creator of such gems as 10 Reasons to Date a Unicorn and 9 Reason NOT to Date a Tyrannosaurus (previously on Neatorama), just told us of his latest project: Things Bear Love. As his other microsites, this one is most definitely worth checking out: Link - Thanks Matthew!
"Things bear love" obviously has "things" as the subject, "bear" as the verb, and "love" as the object.
Makes sense to me.
Them: "What does 'Bears Love Boomboxes' mean?"
Me: "giggle"