Why Men Are Superior to Fish - Neatorama

Got to love those Russian biologists! Dr. M.A. Menzbier (yes, a real person - an ornithologist and zoogeographer, actually) has found the reason why men are superior than fish, as published in the Nov 1931 issue of Modern Mechanix: Link

Well DUH! Fish have acuired tastes for worms witch are land creatures. And if you saw a floating pink Gummy worm. Would you eat it?

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Suck it, fish!

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Oh Crap ! There’s a shark behind me. Sure am glad I’m not a fish, I’d have never seen it coming.

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It's the opposable neck !

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Guess that makes owls superior to man, then. (At least they would likely know how to spell "which").

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Eyes on the side of your head gives a larger field of vision without needing to turn the head. (Of course you also need the ability to focus the eye anywhere in that field of vision, for example a chameleon)

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So I am at the animalia because I can shake my head "no"? So can my wife which is why the trait will not be passed to another generation.

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I would probably be more convincing if I could type better than a fish but apparently I cannot. I meant to say "I am at the zenith of animalia" but was too busy showing off by shaking my head to type it properly.

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