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What is it? Game 84

Yay! It's time for our weekly collaboration with the What is it? Blog. This week brings us this strange object to the left - can you guess what it is for?

The first person who guessed right (or the funniest guess, if nobody got it right) wins a Free Neatorama T-Shirt! Contest rules are simple: place your guess in the comment section. One guess per comment, please, but you can enter as many times as you wish. Post no URLs, let others play.

For more clues, check out the What is it? Blog.

Good luck, everyone!

Update 12/6/08 - The answer is A wall mount forward seat saddle rack.. Congratulations to Jared who got it right!

I can't look at any of these things without trying to imagine how it could be used to torture someone. Seriously, though, "saddle rack" makes sense. You can tell by the placement of that hook and those three holes that it's meant to be mounted to a wall. But I think a creative medieval dungeon master or Inquisitor could come up with a way to turn it into a torture device.
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Aw, I should've checked earlier. Everybody beat me to it. I have a 6 of these on my workshop wall (in black). Yes, of course it's a saddle rack. Specifically, it's an English saddle rack, being curved the way it is; a Western saddle rack is straighter, longer, and generally looks a little more heavy duty.
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Saddle rack, with the hook for the bridle. Alas, I'm not the only one that knows what it is... *pout*

Either that, or it's a device used in a veterinary proctology practice. Bleagh.

--TwoDragons
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It's a tongue replacement/upgrade. If you don't like your tongue (or are missing one), you attach this thing to the back of your throat (note screw-holes at the flat end). You can get various sleeves for it that will mimic the actual tongue's surface, or you can get creative and make your own. This could be a different color, have tentacles or even be forked - the sky is the limit!
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It's a Duck Bill Enlarger for ducks foolish enough to fall for those spam emails selling Bill Enlargers. Of course it doesn't work, but tell that to all the small-billed mallards out there.
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A Pondlejink stand. After a bracing ride across the foofens on a hairy legged wobbletusk, you should always thouroughly dry your Pondlejink (and change your trousers)lest you get the collywobbles and prake the wootlehatch.
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it is a giant condom maker, u put a bin bag over the top, get some hair spray or somethin similar, spray that over it, leave for a few hours, and hey presto, theres ur giant condom ready for use!!!
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