Yummm. Delicacies include Bean and Mushroom Salad, Fluffy Mackarel Pudding, Caucasian Shashlik (I don't know either), Snacks on a Stick, Jellied Tomato Refresher, Mackerelly and Melon Mousse. Oh, and maybe my favorite: Frankfurter Spectacular.
I laughed until I cried when I first saw these. It's hard to pick a favorite, but the Creamy Mackerel Pudding and the Celery Log are so spectacularly horrifying.
I have that book! I have to post (first time ever) just to say its great. I received last year for Christmas and I've hauled it out so many times when people need a good laugh.
the rosy perfection salad looks like an alien parasite encased in gelatin. Speaking of which, what is it with women's magazine's food writers and gelatin?
I liked the "Inspiration Soup" the best - in the grand scheme of things it didn't look half as horrifying as some of the other items in those cards, but you just can't beat a name like that ...
My mom used to have recipies like this. I never knew they were weight watchers! I thought they were gross as a kid and I think they're still gross now.
Heh. Shashlik is a shisk kabob, often lamb more than anything else when I had it. Skewered and turned over a pit. It's not so much the cooking method, but the marinade that makes it. Very, very high acid marinade and it makes for incredibly soft meat despite being black on the outside, burned for being exposed to direct fire. Mild or spicy tends to depend on family preferences. Mine tended to have it about halfway between mild and hot. What most people comment on is the tenderness of the meat.
Caucasian Shashlik would just be a white meat version. Chicken, duck, turkey, etc.
But lordy, that was funny. Thank you.... oh, man.
*let the chunks slide in* FTW :D
Its both amusing and very horrifying at once.
Exercise more.
Has worked forever.
In russian, shashlik is a shish kabob.
Now you know :)
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/
There's stuff in there that'd make you pale(r).
And melon mousse looks like... you know what.
Heh. Shashlik is a shisk kabob, often lamb more than anything else when I had it. Skewered and turned over a pit. It's not so much the cooking method, but the marinade that makes it. Very, very high acid marinade and it makes for incredibly soft meat despite being black on the outside, burned for being exposed to direct fire. Mild or spicy tends to depend on family preferences. Mine tended to have it about halfway between mild and hot. What most people comment on is the tenderness of the meat.
Caucasian Shashlik would just be a white meat version. Chicken, duck, turkey, etc.