Will Braden, the writer behind the short film Henri, recently featured on Neatorama, is also a composer of cat-themed haiku. Here are a few samples:
oh, I scratched the couch
does that upset you? you mad?
you had me neutered
I love to eat grass
though it makes me sick each time
like you and vodka
I lounge in the sun
savoring the morning scents
have fun at your job
Elusive red dot
Zips right through my ample claws
I chase; never catch.
Likes to eat cats for breakfast
If I could catch one
But mine end up pretty weird.
Refrigerator.
I see you very well, sai
All things serve the Beam.
I chase you in the green fields
Of my Beagle dream
every blossom is aflame
uh, here come the cops