Have a cat that won't stay off your counters? I do. I finally got fed up with it enough to do something about it: scare the crap out of him with a motion-detecting blender (while recording the results for my own amusement, of course).
Link -via Cynical-C
A. That looks exactly like my cat.
B. My cat needs to be trained not to do that.
C. That looks exactly like my kitchen.
I'm frakkin doin this.
... or wasn't is for frogs? ;)
I have to rigup something like this to keep my cat from nosing open the lower cabnet doors and chewing on plastic things.