Name the Baby

If you're not too busy playing online games today, you can help Jason Morrison and his wife name their baby!

My wife and I are expecting, and thus we have to pick a name for our new baby. We’ve perused baby name websites and tried the Freakonomics tactic of predicting popular names, but to be honest none of it was really working.

As a Googler, though, the answer should have been obvious - let the Internet do it! So that’s what we’re doing, opening up our baby’s name to an Internet-wide vote.*

* We do reserve the right to ignore the results of the poll completely. Otherwise we’ll end up with a kid named Mr. Splashy Pants. Actually, that has a nice ring to it…

Link -Thanks, Jason!

Everyone, choose "bazooka". Raddest name ever.

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I think if it's a boy you should go with "McCoy" just the coolest name ever and it gives him an eassy carrer choice, a cop that plays by his own rules and there for has the captina yelling McCOY all the time.

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The best thing they could do for this kid is put it up for adoption.

How about Douchebag Junior?

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Whatever happens I think the kid will end up hating his parents for doing this.

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Won't that be a cute story when he/she is older?

"My parents were so bereft of creativity that they let some unknown douchebag on the intarwebs name me...'Dylan'??? They had to go to the intarnet for THAT?!"

It's better than "Asma" I suppose. WTF are they thinking?

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I propose 'Walker Texas Ranger'. Even better than Bazooka ;)

And yes : Asma?!! With a T. something as a second name you feel safe from whatever chemical spill is around there...

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I like bazooka too. Zookie is a great nickname!

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I think Morrison Morrison has a nice ring to it.

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so, did you get a name you can live with???

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'seven' is a beautiful name for a boy or a girl, especially a girl ... or a boy

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Congrats, daddy and mommy!

Girl - Carolina
Boy - Gil

(portuguese names)

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Syd B - I got that. I'm just saying.

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I think that ShiThead would be appropriate

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or- Shi-Thead

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Astro or Leroy Jetson

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How is babby named?

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Megan, when I was typing up this item, my fingers actually wrote "name their babby". You know I'm an awful typist! Lucky I caught it in time.

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Master Chief. Even if its a girl.

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For a boy how about something from the Bible like Deuteronomy. You could call him "Dude".

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"Oreo," works for a boy or a girl.

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Bojangles. best name ever. it is win.

if this fails you could possibly use optimus.

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My prediction for ultimately cool names of the moment are Old Norse names.

For boys how about considering Busby, Digby, Roscoe or Loki!

For girls, I like Liv, Astrid and Sigrid and Shelby.

Tara

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Just name it good old plain "Jim" in memory of the best rock and roller ever.

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Poop! hehe... just name your baby whatever comes in your mind or combine your names!

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I LOVE THE NAME SETH FOR A BOY.
HAYLEY FOR A GIRL.

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congratulations!
my suggestions for names,
girl: edie
boy: milo

best of luck to you both!

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I think this is a cheap way of getting out of picking your own baby's name but anywho...for a boy maybe Matthew or Steven and for a girl maybe Gabrielle or Madison. Madison Morrison sounds cool.