Caption Monkey: A Wheelbarrowful of Orangutans!

Hooray (and a barrel of simians!) - it's time for this week's Neatorama and Hobotopia's Caption Monkey game. But first, the story of the wheelbarrowful of orangutans. From the Daily Mail:

Orphaned by Man's folly, [the orangutans] are unable to rely on their parents to teach them the ways of the animal world. So every day at the rescue centre which is their home, they are wheeled into the forest to learn.

Link (with loads of baby cute orangutan photos!)

Okay, onto the game: funniest caption will win an original Laugh-Out-Loud Cat comic by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford. One caption per comment, please. You can enter as many funny ones you can think of.

Oh, don't forget to check out Adam's blog for inspiration. Good luck!

Update 10/8/08 - Adam has picked the winner! Congratulations to planettom who won with this poem (inspired by this Neatorama post):

so much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

full of
baby orangutangs

(with apologies to
William Carlos Williams)

"Nine little monkeys jumping on the bed...one fell off and bumped his head...called the doctor and the doctor said...that's what you get for jumping on the bed. Eight little monkeys jumping on the bed..."
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After the head of research and development discovered his product procurement team came up with this after directives to "borrow a wheel and the Symbian OS" from the new Palm that his the market, a decision was made to improve communication channels at his company.
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Realizing how much you can collect during an 8 year stay. The Bush Administration was given a much needed "lift" today, as a Good Samaritan offered them a ride in his wheelbarrow. Ask to comment, the Samaritan said only that he hoped he could get the smell out of his prized wheelbarrow after the ride. It is also reported that the wheelbarrow will be donated to The Smithsonian Institution for their upcoming exhibit, "Tools used to remove politicians, throughout history". Also in the display will be the 1st roll of toilet paper and the "rail" used to run many politicians out of town on during the youthful days of our country.
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"Well isn't this a kick in the teeth - I'm already late to the casting call for that new Clint Eastwood movie, and now I've got a flat tire!"
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I like monkeys.

The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

http://www.ilikemonkeys.org/
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