Caption Monkey 38: Another Satisfied Customer!

Too easy.

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I see this man took advantage of the 'order to go' option.

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"Unfortunate Places to Stand": no. 21 in a series of 50.

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Oh hi...I just applied for the mascot position at the Big Belly Deli. I like my chances.

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"Hello....Bob? Yes...I'm standing in front of what appears to be a very ironic situation...."

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Hello, liquorstore? I like to order a sixpack, please.

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AND they haz an ATM machine so we nevr haz to leaf!

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"Where the hell are you? Well, I'm not waiting another minute -- I'm going in!"

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"Hay u lookin for a good time? *belch*"

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"Hi, do you deliver?"

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Just walked from parking lot...whew...winded. Go ahead...order...without...me

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A concrete wall separates Dave from his destination.

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Bob stood outside the diner, satisfied but still saddened over Joon's departure.

(if you don't get it, check out the 2008-08-06 entry on whereisbob)

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"Hello, ma? I'm gonna be late - don't wait up"

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I liked the Big Belly Deli so much, I bought it!

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Bob stops to contemplate his future as yet another delivery fails to make it as far as the curb.

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*BUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP!*

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At one moment he was so happy to be an American he saluted the flag. Then, a moment later, he was so happy to be going to the deli for a roast beef double ham 'n mayo deluxe sandwich, he saluted the deli sign.

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Myocardial infarction little know symptom: ever-so subtle tingling behind the right ear.

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He was aware of the word "irony", but even more aware of the need to color coordinate! "Let's see...the flag matches the no parking zone and ATM, good good...But there's no blue in front of the wall!" He "sprang" into action, and assumed a "pensive" position.

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One man ponders, "Is 'apropos' something that tastes better with 'apposite' and a shot of mustard?"

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Jerry immediately knew that he should've driven by his corner ahead of time when his pimp handed out assignments.

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"Honey, Big Belly Deli's reopened. That's right. Bring me my lucky sweatpants."

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ooh! I vote for the mascot and the flag saluting comments! LOL!

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This is Bluebird, operation Hog The Fuck Out is a go,
I repeat...

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"What do you mean they opened a store in my honor?"

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Hello, Diet Travel Agency? I was on one of your group tours, and they stopped in back of this place and started pushing everybody into the "Deliveries Only" entrance, and... well, have you ever seen the movie "Soylent Green"?

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HAAA HAA HAA HAA HAAA @ jsahko

2nd to bucketoclams

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This could be a motivational poster saying: "Sometimes destiny is right behind you."

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All things considered Bob thought the new place was just as good as "The Spare Tire Eatery" and "The Muffin Top Cafe."

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Big Belly Deli takes on a completely different marketing strategy than food chain Subway. "Dave gained 120 pounds by eating nothing but Big Belly Deli in just one year!"

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"And who said targeted branding isn't effective."

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Jim's friends stayed hidden inside the fake deli, ready for the intervention.

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"Yeah, I gotta go, Cheryl. The irony police are pulling up."

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Wishing. So. Hard. For. A. Place. To. Call. Home....

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Bill was momentarily distracted from his daily routine by the sight of the new "Earwax Emporium" that had opened across the street.

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"Hello, Big Belly Deli? You need to widen your door..."

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Hello, 911.... They made my sandwich wrong AGAIN!!!

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Val Kilmer's career isn't what it used to be.

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GET IN MY BELLY

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"...hey, you have to get down here right now. They are almost out of food!"

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It's times like these Dave wished he never got that second gastric bypass.

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Dude- Stop, look and lessen.

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Big Jelly Belly here to Big Belly Deli--can you hear me now?

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I laughed out loud at the "lucky sweatpants"!

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"Hello, Bob? Yeah... really funny. Big Belly Deli. You're a card."
"You're where, now?"
"Across the street?"
"With a camera?"
...
"Jerk."

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-OR-

"I'm not just the president - I'm also a client!"

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"So I go in and ask them if they serve pork bellies, and the guy just starts laughing his head off."

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yeah, they wanna use me in their ads.....

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okay, I left your corned beef beside the atm....

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Rub belly for luck and free sammich. Eternal Noms.

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Ben swats absentmindedly at the angel on his shoulder as it suggests, "perhaps a healthier alternative..."

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omg, that guy looks just like my boss!!

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Jared on the phone to his agent: "I just don't know how much longer I can do this, Stan, I mean just last night I had this awful dream where I was standing outside of this restaurant..."

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"I wuz wearin a sammich board...but I eated it."

(Reference: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/15/i-made-you-a-cookie/ )

--TwoDragons

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Just when Reggie thought his new neighborhood had nothing to offer, no parks, no community center, no library, he rounded the corner and boom! Nirvana!

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Ok, ok. Heads, I go home to Wanda and her tuna casserole. Tails...oh fuck it.

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No, really, I know this great little place...I'll meet you.
It's on the corner of Coronary and Bypass.

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Just then, Billy's internal soundtrack incorrectly began to play Eye of the Tiger. Rallying him for yet another "all-you-can-eat Hot-dog Day Afternoon" at the Big Belly.

Duh...tch...duh duuh duh ...tch...duh duuh duh... tch...duh duuh Duuuh!...

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This is why it's called Amurrica the beauty-full.

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Sad that so many people would make fun of this person.

Would it be so funny if it were a fat woman in the picture?

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the lucky sweatpants better win...i was laughing too hard to see phelps win another race!

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"Hey Nellie, it's Kelly. Am I at the right place?"

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"..you can't miss me..."

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"Hi,Big Belly Deli. Listen, you still have that lunch buffet thing right? Well....do you have any terms and conditions about buckets...You don't...See you soon"

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Finally, truth in advertising...

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Biggest Loser, Season 1: Where are they Now?

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Three Double Pastrami Sandwiches...$30.00
One Bottomless Diet Cola...$1.00
Picture of you and your big belly posted on Neatorama...Priceless

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Fatboy iz home!

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Dang! I thougt it was the Big Dick Deli.

(sorry) ;)

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Big Belly Deli presents its new mascot: "Big Belly Blues".

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One billion over-served

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"The food here sucks! It's back to Giant Belly Delly for me."

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Hello? Can you give me the number to the Big Belly Deli, and the location of the nearest ATM?

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Failing to bring Big Belly Deli more business, Jared decided to walkout and attempt to get a job at Subway.

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Now, let me think, where was it I was going?

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meet me at the drop-off point... and you might get your sandwich back.

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Just when you think you have a place where you finally fit in - where you and you kind are at last welcome - the only-marginally-overweight start to show up and screw it all up.

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"I don't get it"

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Sometimes you have to go
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
(Theme from "Cheers")

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No, no, no!!! I was looking for Big Belly Bakery damn it! Now I am late for the meeting. Damn.... Hey, is that a reuben special I see?

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Hello, Health Inspectors office.
Headquarters, this is agent PB (pot belly)
This disguise is working great! No one suspects a thing.
Now going into establishment...........

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Has belly must fill.

Singles ad

One large lonely belly looking for someone to help fill the void.

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"I'm goin', I'm goin'...'"

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Why did they kick me out? I fit the criteria.

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"Hello, operator? There seems to be some sort of pseudo-industrial acujack the keeps alpha-jerking me three feet in front of this phone booth everytime I put my coins in the slot. Plus, I'm fat."

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"Yeah Honey, I'm at an ATM, I'll call you back in a few minutes ok!"

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He´ll smoke a cigar after eating lunch.

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Walk in a customer, leave a mascot.

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Hello...Jared?

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Fatasses apply within

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Huh, so because you get slammed for racial, gender, haircolor, and similar jokes, you go and spew your bile at the last thing you can discriminate against.

Bet you feel powerful now eh?

Twits.

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Roger, plagued for years with excessive self-esteem, followed his doctor's orders to stand one hour a day outside the one place where he knew he'd be the butt of every Internet hipster's keen wit and bile. It was cheaper than meds, but he missed his lunch hour.

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