What is it? Game 72

penis clamp? lol

Some sorta medieval Bottleopener....
for them medieval bottles...

Some sort of small garden tool for aerating soil?

wait, is it a candlestick holder?!

This is a torture tool.

It's a champagne cork remover

Looks like an tool to extract a patient's skin during an operation.

It is a holder for a joint of meat, one clamps the bone into the device and it enables you to carve it without burning your fingers.

It's a lightsabre handle

I would guess it's either a holder of something, like candles, mentioned earlier. Or, it is a meant as a lever component. These two are merited by the handle-like thing at one end, at the other end is a clamp. So... my guess is it's a holder-of-something.

Or, you know. It's part of a lightsaber.

I don't know what it is... But something tells me that if someone comes up to me holding one the best reaction is to run.

One of those fancy knives to make Radish Roses?

Is it a chicken leg holding device, to stop your hands getting greasy??

Speculum

Its used for placing corks in and sealing wine/champagne bottles

An ice cream scoop!! a badly designed one?

I bet sidecar_jon is right. Looks like a good tool for clmaping meat to cut it.

This device would have been used, possibly originally in Germany, for the interrogation of alleged criminals. It would be inserted into a body cavity and tension would be released expanding the arms within said body cavity. Ouch!

steampunk beer koozie.

A nutcracker?

Looks like a welding tool, used to keep you from getting burned while heating up the object?

It looks like a fancy nut cracker to me...

It's a corkscrew or champagne bottle opener. Very pretty :)

some kind of root vegetable thrower. like at carnivals. they would attach potatoes or what have you then try and see who could fling the potato furthest past the line using this device.

or it's a citrus press.
:)

I think Alex is right, it's a speculum. Doesn't actually look a whole lot different from what they're using in the office these days... minus the screw...

OBGYN tool to examine women.

Or as George W. Bush says "so OBGYN's can show their love"

Anal Spreader

Used for impacted bowels or inspection of colon

It's for clamping onto a shank bone (lamb) for easier carving.

It's a nipple stretcher. It's used by breastfeeding mothers with inverted nipples whose babies can't obtain a latch.

It's a french instrument called "Pince à Gigot". Sorry, i'm french so, it's a little hard for me to explain : you put it one the bone of a lamb or other animal leg in order to cut it more easily.
but i think a picture will explain it better :

http://www.parole-de-chef.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/maintenir-le-gigot-avec-la.jpg

me thinks it be a sort of fruit pitter

Something to break nuts?

an 18th century sex toy (for those with a special fetish)

Nutcracker?

It's a torture device called the pear.

Definitely a speculum, tighten the screw to narrow the tip for insertion, and loosen the screw to spread the love.

magic wand makes your penis grow

looks like an apple corer to me.

It's used to screw in lightbulbs.

Vintage LASIK device

an old fashioned gynecological tool. yikes.

Totally a nipple clamp.

It's a Kinky! There's nothing non-kinky that this thing can't be used for. Ever wonder where the adjective Kinky came from? Look no further. This is a Kinky, possibly one of the original kinkies. Oh you can take this thing around the block, if that's your thing, or just leave it where it is and all your friends will know about your "proclivities". I can't find my original Proclivity. It's kind of like a Kinky, but with TWO handles, instead of one. You can take it TWICE around the block, if you wish.

its an old olympic torch. they still used burning sticks of wood

My immediate fear was that it is gynecological in origin.

Aw - nutcracker is taken already!

Cherry pitter?

Probably used to extract eyeballs, or to, i dunno, make chowders.

A holder for a leg of ham when carving.

They use these in Africa for removing the foreskin.
Slide it on, tighten 'er up, and wait for the skin to go dead.

It must be a pickle picker, for those pickle barrels at old timey stores!

A penis torture machine?

A chirurgical instrument.

a puritan arousal inhibiter

It is a tool used to maintain a leg of mouton when you carve it. Is fixed on the bone.

Is it an antique paper counter? I used to use something similar in the printing trade to count sets of paper from a stack.

A 'Mefshal' or pig's tail straightener. Ancient Uzbek customs likened the pig to devil worship because of their winding tail. Before slaughtering a hog for consumption the tail was 'straightened'and the swine was ritually killed by a Precholphus, a butcher who was also an ordained preist. The only place in the world where you can still get Uzbek 'cleansed' pork in Queens, New York City.

Device to crush ones penis.

i'm thinkin candle stick holder... an old one

It looks like the person below one. Not monty.

sidecar_jon
August 7th, 2008 at 6:47 am