World's Oldest Joke Traced to Sumeria in 1900 B.C.

Courtesy of Reuters, which has other ancient jokes as well:
It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

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Numbers 12:3 "Now the man Moses was very meek, above all the men which were upon the face of the earth."

I don't get it. Maybe as a heathen I don't get Bible humor.
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I'm not sure if I get the joke.
If never a girl did not fart in his lap does it mean they always fart in his lap? Maybe all young brides are nervous? Or they always get blamed for their husbands farts?
Actually I know girls who fart a little when they get intimate or aroused. Always thought it had something to do with female anatomy and blood flowing down. Maybe in Sumerian culture they proudly let it rip?

As a modern joke I guess it means: young women will never admit a fart in their husbands lap. More true in the 50's than today, but I would get the joke.
Then again, maybe they held it in to show respect, or in fear? Maybe it's not a joke at all? Could very well be Moses' 11th Commandment.
Maybe it's just me. And the 4000 year old fart funny enough by itself, whatever they meant.
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My. God. I just got that crappy Numbers joke. It took me all day. May not be the first, but that's certainly the worst. Congratulations, you have told the worst joke ever. And I fell for it. Kudos, sir.
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Without knowing the requisite cultural context to frame the meaning, how do they know that the saying is intended as a "joke" (other than the fact it mentions farting), or is even the proper translation?

I certainly don't know what it means; and I bet if you got 5 anthropologists together, they couldn't agree either.

Or maybe I'm wrong, but the news article didn't illuminate anything.
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Worse than I thought. This "study" wasn't even a study, but some very superficial research done for a TV show.

Their 10th "oldest" joke is from the 5th century! Pathetic. Terrible, terrible science reporting from Reuters and the media.

http://www.birminghampost.net/news/2008/07/31/wolverhampton-researchers-discover-world-s-oldest-joke-65233-21445845/
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