Caption Monkey 36: Baby Batman! - Neatorama

Photo: sprkels [Flickr] - via the excellent Image of the Day from ParentDish blog - Thanks Lee!

Well, with the new Batman movie out and all, I thought this cute photo of Baby Batman would be perfect for Neatorama and Hobotopia's Caption Monkey game!

The funniest caption will win an original comic by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford from the recent archive of the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats. All you have to do is come up with some funny captions: please put your caption in the comment section (one caption per comment, please, but you can submit as many as you can think of). Good luck!

PS Check out this super cool sculpture of Pip of the Laugh-Out-Loud hobo cat!

Update 7/23/08 - Adam has picked the winner! Congratulations to madhen who won with this gem of a caption: "Quick, to the Bat Bjorn !" (Don't know what that's all about? Here's a BabyBjorn)

Holy Diapers Batman!

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I found daddy's hat!

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In this candid screenshot of Baby Batman, we see the young hero utterly enthralled with his very first Batmobile (or, in his eyes, the hangy thing above his crib).

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Lets hope they don't do a 'two-face' look on him next.

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Baby Batman meets his arch nemesis Joker Baby in the crib next to his at the day care.

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Batmite has really let himself go

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Mickey Rooney dons mask to avoid embarrassment in shrink ray accident

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"I will gouge out your eyeballs and **** the sockets if you don't change me now, you worthless piece of ****! Now stop staring and wipe my a**, you ******* waste of oxygen!"

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I want a piece of the action. So, I'm auditioning for "Batman: The Early Years."

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i hope he was c-section

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"Ahm Batman! My Pawents are deeeeeaaaaad!"

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I. Am. The night. Except I can't stay awake past 6pm. So for now make that: I. Am. Early evening.

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What do you mean my parents are dead?

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When Catwoman left THIS on his doorstep, Bruce Wayne knew that one item in his utility belt had failed.

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" Quick, to the Bat Bjorn !"

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How could you say that Robin!? Of course the baby is yours!

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"Holy crap balls, Batman. I need a diaper change."

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helluva birthmark...

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WRONG

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You have to crawl before you can walk, walk before you can run. Where does flying fit in here?

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Holy Bat-suit Batman - you're NAKED!

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there is a city orly in france

http://maps.google.fr/maps?hl=fr&q=orly&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=title

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damn wrong subject my bad

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When I grow up, they're REALLY going to pay for this!

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Am not witty enough to have my own caption.
But these made me laugh out loud.
A Noun 7:21, AJC 7.31 are my favourites. Especially A Noun's.

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"I WILL get my revenge!!!"

"Just give me, er, uh, 25 years or so..."

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"OK Bat Girl, where's my Bat Breast Milk"?

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New photo of Christian Bale's baby now available on Neatorama!

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What Bruce Wayne didn't know is that, even before his parents were killed, the Batman was already part of him.

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Maury Povich: "Do we really need to look in the envelope on this one?"

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Beware the Dark Knight's diaper.

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...and with this cowl, I will strike fear into the hearts of all would-be teen mothers of Gotham!

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Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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photo courtesy of batman geddes

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"And you thought your parents had issues."

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"I'm a baby with a batman mask on"

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With the Boy Wonder and Batgirl, the writers of Batman had run out of ideas for ill-advised sidekicks, that is, until BATBABY!

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.the next thug that touches me becomes a shat man.

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"I sell crack cocaine"

Wait thats more tragic than anything, I suck

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holy baternity!!! Batman, you've got a baby!

Yes Robin, don't ever buy novelty condoms from a man with green hair and a purple suit...

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.the name is lil' wayne.

(as for those horrid songs on the radio I would like to plead the fifth for my self...and plead insanity for the rapper...when I am older I will amend them from the history of our fair city)

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Batman is very noble, but Bruce Wayne can be kind of immature

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"michelin will NEVER recognize me... two year contract my ASS"

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"Why So Cereal?"

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Hello.
My Name is Batman.
You Killed my Father.
Prepare to Die.

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by day, he is mild mannered 3 year old, Poops Wayne... by night he is Batbaby - patrolling the crib and haunting every cleansed diaper's nightmares.

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"There's guano...back there."

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"To the batmotricycle!"

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"To the batmocrib!"

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WHY FRANK!!?? HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM THE "DARK KNIGHT STRIKES AGAIN"!!!???!!!

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Batbaby's weapon of choice: the dirty diaper

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BREAKING: Leaked image from the graphic 'Son of Batman'. Batboy in a very vulnerable situation, having just soiled his batsuit.

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"Despite his future profession that would bring her many proud-parent bragging moments, Louise winced every time she saw her sharp-eared son; and not for the first time, she cursed the evolutionary dictum that stated babies are to born head-first."

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"Uhm. Mr. Dent, I don't think the public is going to buy this one. You'll need someone more convincing to draw the Joker from hiding."

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The safeword is "pyramid".

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My mom's uterus looks like swiss cheese.

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"I shall become a brat."

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Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve.

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Still need to work the bugs out of the Bat Time Machine...

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Whatchuuu mean I has something on my face?

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i am the bat!!!

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I know what you're thinking. why would they make a baby sized mask, but not a baby sized suit? beats me, but it sure is comfy...

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There's a rash of crime down there! Ready the Bat Binky! To the Bat-Stroller!

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Batman begins...

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I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!

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BATBOY FOUND! EXCLUSIVE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS INTERVIEW INSIDE!

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"There are seven working defenses from this position. Three of them disarm with minimal contact. Three of them kill. The other... hurts."

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Later, realising Batman had grabbed the wrong mask in the rush to fight crime, Robin was initially confused as to how a Teddy Ruxpin hat would help them destroy Jokers Death ray.

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I've been a baaaaat boy!!!

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Wanna take a ride in the BatStroller?

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aaaaaaaandddd featuring the "Bat Baby"

(wonder when they're gonna come up with joker baby)

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There, there, Master Bruce: you just wear the Batty Hat and spend your time in the cave and let good ole Alfred take care of Wayne manor.....heheh, now I just need some lil' lunatics to keep him busy.

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"please vote for my parents as dipshits of the year"

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BatBaby senses his parents squabble's about to turn nasty and CRAWLS into action!!

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Some really funny ones here, guys! Congrats to madhen who won with the reference to Baby Bjorn...

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bat-baby

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