Would getting sexually aroused by the dolphin show at Sea World ruin your marriage? Salon.com's advice columnist Cary Tennis responds to a letter writer describing precisely this situation. The consensus appears to be that the letter is a hoax, but it's so strange and funny that Tennis decided to run it and make an attempt at a response. Warning: the article contains a word that starts with "pen" and ends in "is." [Salon.com]
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