The rest of the reasons are just as cute, with illustrations by Matthew Inman. Link-Thanks, Matthew!
Ha ha ha ha!!! I read the whole thing... the little arms drawing reminds me of that line in "Meet the Robinsons" when the dinosaur goes "I can't help it I got a big head and little arms!!"...hehehe
At first I was going to criticize the orientation of the speech bubbles, which cause the eye to go to the CARCASS one first, but I think it's funnier that way.
Wow! this could spark a whole new series... 9 reasons not to fall for a Preying Mantis, 9 reasons not to get fresh with a Portuguese Man-O'War, 9 reasons not to persue a relationship with that hot Boa Constrictor you met speed-dating...he he he.
At first I was going to criticize the orientation of the speech bubbles, which cause the eye to go to the CARCASS one first, but I think it's funnier that way.
That's what I'm picturing. Except it's a T-rex and it's CARCASS. CARCASS. CARCASS.