If Jesus, Moses, Mohammad, Buddha, or Confucius Were in a Room Together, Who Would Speak First?

Over at Polls Boutique, Our pal Cliff Pickover asked the world "If Jesus, Moses, Mohammad, Buddha, and Confucius were gathered in a room, who would be the first to speak? What would he say?"

You can vote or see the results (quite surprising - I thought it'd be Confucius with one of his Confucius Says jokes!) - via Reality Carnival


As agressive leaders, it would be Mohammad and Moses after him. Jesus will try to calm them, Confucius will laugh and Buddha will smile with his eyes closed, as his mind isnĀ“t really there.
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Confucius would be the first, lecturing the other ones on how to subjugate women and children. He pretty much invented government religion.
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Moses, Buddha, Mohammed, and Confucius were all born normal people. Buddha and Confucius taught things that they learned through their own experiences. Moses and Mohammed were later in life contacted by God.

Jesus was the only one who, at the time of his birth, was known to be the 'special' one.
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Perhaps the next question should be : Of the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus and an honest politician which would be the best tap dancer? Since all of the participants in both questions are either imaginary or so blown out of their original reality that they are no longer recognizable any answer is correct or a least defendable.
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Jesus probably breaks the silence by asking how everybody is doing. The others think themselves too holy or self-conscious to start a conversation with strangers.
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It doesn't matter who would speak first. What matters is who would never err when speaking. The answer, of course, is Jesus, who, being God, is incapable of making an error.

Blessed be Jesus in the most holy Sacrament of the altar!
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Confuscious and Buddha will both be shocked and amazed, hanging their heads in dismay after staring at Jesus. A rather perky prophet Muhammad jumps in between the two and says to the world reknowned eastern philosophers 'okay you two, pay up, I TOLD you he was black.'

Moses laughs in the background, Jesus simply smiles and nods, everybody has a jolly old time.
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Sri Buddha, Confucius, Moses, Jesus and Prophet Muhammed (May peace be upon all of them). They all are spiritual brothers in the religion of the beloved, the God Almighty. All of these beloved servants of the Divine would be praying for the mankind together when they meet.May unconditional compassion of all the above enlightened masters be with all of the creations. May all of them guide our intelects to the Divine Bliss. May the Divine foregive us and liberate us from Sufferings with his mercy.
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RELIGI0N WAS F0RM AD M0ST 0F THE PR0PHET'S W0RDS WERE EITHER WRITTEN OR HANDED D0WN 0RALLY AFTER THEIR PASSING ~ TRY FASTING 40 DAYS 40 NIGHTS AND SEE 4 Y0URSELVES ~ THEY WERE EXTRATERESIAL ASTRAL TRAVELERS
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This scenario would never happen and it is a stupid question. If this any truth to who any of these people claim to be then Jesus would be the only one who would be in the room. Needless to say....who would he talk to since He has all the answers anyway. Amen
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