Caption Monkey 33: Cute Taco Bell Puppy - Neatorama

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Hooray! It's time for Neatorama and Hobotopia's Cpation Monkey! So after you gaze at the cuteness that is the Taco Bell puppy, submit your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please, though you can enter as many as you can think of.

Funniest caption will win a free Monkey (or any other critter) drawing of your choosing from our pal Adam "Ape Lad" Koford of Hobotopia. Good luck!

Update 6/17/08 - Congrats to Mowog who won with this caption: "You didn’t tell me you ordered extra jalapeños."

I had that part locked till that damn Chihuahua.

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Do the dew!

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I asked for Diet, but this will do. Next time, I rip your throat out.

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"what, i said i won't pee again in the car!"

"you try not to drinking anything after burrito.... slurrrp..."

"my cousin is snoopy, and i am slurrpy."

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"what? me? I'm just keeping the bubbles from escaping."

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i take sip, and you not mind, yes?

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"I just can´t get enough of this."

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"Pweeeeeeez! It's not like they have Baja Blast anywhere else; it's my favorite!"

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Why Buddha is fat?

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What?!? "Yo qiero Taco Bell tambien"
or
"Oh, I'm sorry...I thought this one was mine. My mistake."

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Where my fries, byatch?

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Those chips make me thirsty!

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"You didn't tell me you ordered extra jalapeños."

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I can has fourthmeal?

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Super size me!!!

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Fine. I'll drink the Sprite.

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What? Oh, I already finished mine...

or

What did you expect? You left me here with no AC!

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lo sientoz, muy thirztee

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mmmmmmhm wash down chihuaha with tasty beverage. BUUURRRRP!!

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My Dad's 2nd cousin's daugther's fiancé was a pit bull. Hands off my beverages, I'm telling you...

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Haha! This is what they get for eating at Taco Bell.

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What? The chihuahua said I could!

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Hard to look innocent with brain-freeze.

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Sure, help yourself. Later we go catch a movie. You wanna drive or shall I?

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Think outside the bark!

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i buyed u a pespi but i drinkd it

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uh-oh pull over pull over!

Those mailbox ain't gonna know what hit 'em. BAM!

ok those are my too...all i can ever come up with for thse things is pee...

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The choice of a new generation.

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Could I please have some food? I'm chewing straws here!

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is ok. i am so adorable. so you just smile, ok?

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Chaluuuupa?

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Potty training bootcamp: Take no prisoners.

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Miniature Dachshund; major thirst.

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i am so gonna wet this car seat....

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Don't worry, my overflow valve is wide open!

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I know the front one is mine but yours tastes better. Please? I promise not to backwash.

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My vegetarian meals depress me...

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You try licking all those hard to reach places and not working up a thirst!

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"Every time he looked away Schnitzel took a liberty."

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.:sluuuuurp slurp slu-slurp-slurp slurrrrrp:.

(gulps)

Oh. Sorry....

Too loud?

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ich liebe taco bell.

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More proof that too much Pepsi can stunt your growth...

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yo quiero tu mamacita homes!

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Yes, I was licking myself a minute ago. Why do you ask?

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"Don't mind me...just sterilizing the straw. You know what they say: a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's!"

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Ummm... What? Do I have something in my teeth?

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"I can haz Tawco?!"

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"It isn't Dr. Pepper-- you know how much I like Dr. Pepper..."

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Yo keero what?!
Speak English, man!

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But I told you I wanted three pops.

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Ahahahaha! Great captions, guys! Adam has picked the winner: Congrats to Mowog who wrote "You didn't tell me you ordered extra jalapeños."

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*slurp*

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"Why r ya lookin at me like that??? i swear i aint drinking ur drink! =P"

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