Dating Terms of Engagement ... for a Billionaire!

It's not easy being a billionaire, as Facebook founder and the world's youngest self-made billionaire Mark Zuckerberg found out: he and his girlfriend Priscilla Chan are holding a "series of negotiations" to hammer out their "dating terms of engagement"!

According to Ms. Lacy, the final contract included how often Ms. Chan would get to see Mr. Zuckerberg. It states:

“One date per week, a minimum of a hundred minutes of alone time, not in his apartment and definitely not at Facebook.”

Robert Frank of the Wealth Report has a few more suggestions: Link


Not new kiddies!!!

"The Kids In The Hall" comedy group did a sketch about this many years ago in a conversation between two lawyers about the terms of a series of dates for their clients...
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I sure hope you are getting a ton of dough for the henderson banner ad that explodes across the page whenever a mouse pointer so much as brushes it.

Really intrusive and really stupid.
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Well we're in a relationship so what's the absolute minimum you think we need to devote to doing something with each other?

2 hours?

Way too much.

1.5?

How about we make it 100 minutes, that's an arbitrary and small enough number don't you think?

Great, I'm going to update my status to reflect our conclusion.

Ok, I'm going to see how many more billions I can make off my members. You know what I always say, can't be rich enough.

That's why I love you.
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