The Woman Who Married the Eiffel Tower

Heh. Flirting with houses.

Maybe Ed McMahon could rent his house to her, and make a bit of cash.

This is why we can't have gay marriage in America. What would be next, marrying the St Louis Arch?

Sounds like the ideal marriage; I wish I'd met 'him' first!

she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom.

Ew.

I gotta say, this married-to-inanimate-objects thing is the most baffling attraction I've heard of.

"she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom."

Ouch?

I'm off to marry my local Dairy Queen!!

"she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom."

Hope its made out of something toxic.

picket? chain link? barbed wire?

I want to marry Neatorama! Wait... :P

This is obviously some sort of mental disorder, and if you read the attached article, it kind of makes sense (in an odd sort of way). It's apparently a control thing. Well, think about it. An inanimate object can never talk back or hurt your feelings (but if it does, that's probably a sign of some other mental disorder)!

Sorry girl, the tower did not say "I do".

Haha... I've been on top of Erika's 'man'!

:oP

Allowing gay marriage will not open the door to allowing other forms of unconventional, and even twisted "marriage". I wish people would let go of that stupid idea that they use as an excuse to rob gay people of basic rights and lower them to the level of a mentally ill or otherwise sick individual that would marry a wall or a tower or a sheep. I'm not even gay, and I find that idea completely insulting.

Off the soap box... I agree with Neatoramawontsendmeapassword. Marrying an inanimate object is a control thing. It has to be, because there is really no other benefit involved, and I don't even want to think about the physical side of things if they exist at all. :P

She would be better off to marry a dildo rather than a piece of fence. Unless it's one really nice piece of fence.

ted, they never specified what type of fence it was. Could be a dildo fence.

She could be nothing more than a well publicized fetishist.

On a humorous note, Does she get half its income when they divorce?

The Rick Santorums of the world would like up to believe that gay marriage = you can marry your dog. I don't buy it. Sorry.

If a man is allowed to marry another man, every US citizen will immediately be legally required to marry a dog. The people who refuse will be sent to internment camps and will be summarily terminated by our lizard overlords who rule from the inside of the earth. I don't see what's so hard to understand about that.

The Eiffel tower is much more phallic than the Berlin wall. Good call.

There's a tower in Kansas City that's way more phallic than either of em. Google the Liberty Memorial Tower and tell me it ain't packing.

And so continues womankind's search for the biggest phallus...