AquaLOOP: The Best Water Slide Ever!

Can someone explain "EVAR" to me? Why is he saying that?

i am so booking my tickets to germany soon.

What if you dont make it around the loop

It would totally suck to get stuck in the loop.

The voiceover is describing how the german Bureau of Technical Standards (TÜV) was testing this Slovenian waterslide to see if there were any reason why this design couldn't be allowed in Germany. Apparently not. (Although I would wonder about water quality after scaring a few dozen people that badly). The test persons are saying that the "rocket start" where the floor just falls way under their feet was the scariest part.
I don't see how anyone stuck in the tube could be gotten out quickly. Eeww!

The first girl who took the slide...notice how she remains seated afterwards...I think she shat in her swimsuit.

Und tschüss!

Evar is an extreme emphasis of ever

Evar, as defined by the Urban Dictionary:

1. evar

An extreme emphasis of ever. See also nevar.
I will nevar succumb to you evil wiles! EVAR! Demon-sheep!

2. evar

Same as the word ever, however often times used on forums to diss people.
Best thread EVAR!!

3. evar

"In my opinion." Used as an emphatic word to imply universality, but is restricted to the speaker only.
"Pokemon Snap is the BEST. GAME. EVAR!!"

Oh, now this would be alot of fun if it had multiple loops and twists. Then right when you are about to get to the end you realize that it jets you into the air and into a large pool. Now THAT would be awesome.

Ahh, I forgot to check the urban dictionary.

Alex, you are a trendy fellow

Anyone got a translation for this, or a transcript at least? I just want to know what (danger, quasi-phonetic spelling ahead) "de loopen es geschaft" means.

Vulcan Eager: The first girl who took the slide…notice how she remains seated afterwards…I think she shat in her swimsuit.

I'm guessing the opposite happened. I think water got in. Not pleasant.

It means "the loop is completed", i.e. hey they made it!.

The German accent is horrible. They need to drop that mess. Also, the chick who shat herself is hot. Once she wiped herself down, I'd tap that.

Theres no water in the loop? Wouldn't there be terrible blisters?

if you get stuck they can blast you out with compressed air or something. like a human cannonball

The comment that said what if you dont make it around the loop sent a shockwave through my mind.. I don't think I can ever go on another water slide.

Re loop lubrication, it says thousands of tiny nozzles (tausende kleine Düsen) keep up a fine spray of water so maybe the effect is more like air hockey than being flushed.

speedo is a requirement?

The girl hasn't defecated. There is a rubber mat at the bottom of the slide, it slows you down quickly, it also carefully rolls up your swimwear and inserts it into your ass crack. She probably didn't want to be filmed picking her swimwear out of her ass.

Should have been a Germans-in-Speedos warning before viewing.

Wow. That looks awesome and amazingly scary all in one!

Just a small correction (since I'm from Slovenia and I know the place). The town is called Moravci and not Morvci.

I really like the german accent.

Also what kind of troll has a user name USA#1?

it wouldnt be hard to get people out if they didnt make the loop, just put a door on the top of the tube in the lowest part before the loop. all you have to do is open the door and they can stand up!

Wow, povsem nov tobogan v Termah 3000, pridemo testirat. Že ”ta plav” drop zraven je hud k ps.

@kid_icarus,
You need to come to SLOVENIA, not Germany.. The place is called Moravci, as mentioned before...

And have a great time there!

IT'S not in Germany it's in Slovenia the country between
Italy.CrOAtia AND Austria.