Robbers Wear Thongs as Disguise

they are like like Ultimate!! Hentai Kamen, but on the wrong side of the law! :D

http://www.onemanga.com/Ultimate_Hentai_Kamen/

haha... thong bandits

@SenorMysterioso: Hey I'm from Arvada too! I live over on 74th and simms though.

if only we could harness their genius for good instead of evil

Baring the fact what they actually are, I would say they where not all that bad of mask.

Panty hose - obstructs your eyes (technically underwear also i guess)
handkerchief - they fall down from your face, exposing you.
ski mask - gets pretty warm, same could be said for Halloween masks
thongs - cover a good part of your face, leave yours eyes out for good visibility, wont fall down because of the strap on top, and by not covering everything your head stays cool.

*shrug*