Mallow Fries

This should be propositioned to bad-candy.com :)

I am aware how Australians spell "Arse". Who cares how you spell a slang word? Personally I both pronounce and spell arse as "ass". It's not like I'm ever going to use the word in any official context so what does it matter? Clearly I have some knowledge of spelling and grammar and you choose to completely discount whatever I say because I choose to spell ass the way I want.
There's no need to critisise me just because you don't like psychologists (yes, I remember you).

Thats like green beer. I absolutely refuse to drink it on St Paddy's day.

this has the same appeal as green catsup. i just cant do it.

We spell it arse in Australia not ass. You've used ass twice on this thread.