According to the U.S. District Court complaint, an excerpt of which you'll find here, Laswell contends that he is being provided with so few calories that, about an hour after every meal, "my stomach starts to hurt and growl. I feel hungry again." This purported "lack of nutrition," Laswell claims, is reflected in miniscule biscuits and cake sizes, the small amount of chips accompanying sandwiches, and the occasional provision of "2 small cookies." And just in case anyone thought he was only concerned about junk food, the accused killer also complains about the "drizzle of dressing" placed on his "small side of lettuce."
Authorities report the jail food provides 2300-3000 calories a day. The Smoking Gun has a series of mug shots showing Laswell’s weight loss. Link
Maybe Jared from Subway should visit him.
Just think of all the benefits...
- starving people are weak - less fighting and less threat to the guards... also, they'll be easier to abuse!
- improper nutrition impairs brain function - keep them stupid! When they re-enter society they'll be easy to spot and easier to discriminate against.
- food cost money - reduce our taxes by 0.03%!!!! Yeah, that'll be an extra couple bucks in our pockets! Buy a latte with the savings!
- less food means less food preparation staff. Combined with the weakling prisoners we're sure to save even more money!
- prisoners will be less resistant to disease! Turn every prison-sentence into a death sentence: YAY! I hope none of the super-germs that will surely evolve make it outside the prison walls!
- While we're at it: eliminate medical care in prisons! Instead of nipping injuries and illnesses "in the bud" let them spread and fester until they reach epidemic levels. A yearly spray down with bleach (or perhaps a cheaper alternative) should suffice, after all, they're just prisoners.
I've never been there, but I bet it's not the country club some of you seem to think it is and I bet 99% of you wouldn't put your money where your mouth is.
How many of you would agree to spend a month in prison for $10,000? How-'bout-it: a whole month of relaxing in your cell, reading books, meeting new friends, and eating like a king for $10 grand? The potential for weight loss alone should make it worth it!
HA!