Quote: Phyllis Diller on Golf

"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."
- Phyllis Diller, comedienne, on golf

Proof that there is no such thing as a funny female comedian. Excluding Wanda Sykes, of course.

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Having played golf that one time I got a little chuckle out of that.

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Um, bean, Phyllis Diller was absolutely hilarious. She was one of the top comedians in an era that gave us Rodney Dangerfield, Milton Berle, Johnny Carson, Dean Martin, Buddy Hackett, Jonathon Winters, etc.

Take it back.

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I will never, ever understand why people want to play golf.

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