The spruce's stems or trunks have a lifespan of around 600 years, "but as soon as a stem dies, a new one emerges from the same root stock," Kullman explained. "So the tree has a very long life expectancy."
The age of the root system was determined by radiocarbon dating.
Trees much older than 9,550 years would be impossible in Sweden, because ice sheets covered the country until the end of the last Ice Age around 11,000 years ago, Kullman noted.
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Holy crap, someone kill me already! I've been out here in the middle of nothing for tousands of years and nothing has happened. The most exciting thing was when a squirrel took a poop on a branch some two tousand years ago.
...but yeah, I bet now that it's common knowledge someone will kill it. Shortly thereafter it'll end up on eBay.
Why do so many Neatorama linked images give that? It's super-annoying, whatever the cause is.