Caption Monkey 26: Redneck Habitrail

What Britney Spears did with all of her money :)

TeenElfPowah: "Yes, yes...very nice and all. Where's the bloody auction house?"

"Shady Shambles", the newly made retirement setup for rednecks!

"Whose Idea was it to put the toilette in the uppermost trailer?"

Sorry that Was kinda obvious...

Love Netorama, thank you for all the fun that brightens up my day - daily.

Tornado dreams are made of these

the Swiss-Family Rednecks

Where's Wally?

This was the stage set for a 2005 open-air theatre production of Ivanov, by Anton Tsjechov. It took place in the Amsterdamse Bos Theatre in Amsterdam, the Netherlands. A remarkable venue (even without the trailers). http://www.bostheater.nl/

Home sweet home!

After years dealing with Beverly Hills society, the Clampetts finally finished building their summer compound where they could get away from it all.

Following the collapse of the Empire, economic recovery left many Ewoks behind.

Not to be a party pooper...

red·neck (r?d'n?k') Pronunciation Key
n. Offensive Slang
Used as a disparaging term for a member of the white rural laboring class, especially in the southern United States.

nig·ger (n?g'?r) Pronunciation Key
n. Offensive Slang
Used as a disparaging term for a Black person

Now, I don't condone the use of either word. To me it shows the intelligence of the user, or lack of.

But why is one still being used, and considered ok?

And please, no one bring up Jeff Foxworthy. As I could easily just bring up the zillions of rap songs that have the n word in it.

Doesn't make using it right. And I am not one of those politically correct police.

I just think things should be equal so to speak.

Early in his career, Dr. Seuss struggled to make ends meet as housing developer for Anna Nicole Smith.

Donkey Kong's humble beginnings.

Not to feed a party pooper, but "Redneck" etymologies are based in religion and working classes, not based singularly on the color of one's skin. If you are so concerned that Redneck is as offensive as a racial slur doing a bit of research wouldn't hurt beyond "disparaging term" because the historical origin as well as current usage of the two words couldn't be more different.

"The Swiss Family Rednecks," the newest comedy on TCM.

Ah, the droppings of the elusive Truckasaurus.

I need a new caravan for me ma

"Well we're movin' on up"

Home Sweet Home Home Home Home Home Home

Coming Soon, Summer 2008 - the eight and ninth levels of hell.

The actor's trailers on the set of the new Voltron movie.

New type of tornado builds trailer parks up rather than tearing them down.

The slums of Rivendel. (still very beautiful though)

Y'all will be assimilated. Resistance is Futile.

Skillet Likker Mall, Cedartown, Georgia

Everybody knows trailers grow on trees.

a glance at the lower levels never seen on the Jetsons.

i think that's art!

When the Baton Rouge Thunderhogs added luxury boxes to their stadium, they stopped at seven because "them's all the colors of the rainbow".

Even the red-necks are finding it cheaper to build upwards. . .

You've heard of EuroDisney? Well get ready for Six Flags Over Alabama.

Kevin: It is true that Redneck and Nigger can both be called "disparaging" words but there was never a time when Rednecks were systematically enslaved, beaten, raped, lynched, excluded, harrassed, etc. The word nigger evokes all those things, while the word redneck does not. Please do not try to tell me they are the same thing.

Now, as for my caption:
A herd or "convoy" of motor homes rests after a long day's travel. They utilize a defensive technique known as "bunching", to avoid and discourage predators.

And yet when I looked in the winder, they was all watchin' Masterpiece Theater.

It's like the White Trash version of MC Escher.

You can take the trailer out of the park, but you probably can't think of a better place to put it :)

It does look a little unsafe.
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Redneck Birds.

I Just adore a penthouse view!

When life hands you trailers, make Trailer Glade™, the brand new rural-luxury retirement home.

Way to recycle
I'd call it "Faulty Towers"

Ma, we need a bigger shit bucket!

Falling on hard times after the inevitable defeat of Lord Zedd; Jason, Trini, Billy, Kimberly and Zack turned to the single thing they each had left: one another.

Granny always did want her kin folk close by.

"Have you SEEN the rent on individual lots today?"

No one could have guessed how trailer parks would solve the land crisis in 2050.

In an effort to attract a more civilized crowd the City Council of Little Rock Arkansas decided to revamp portions of the community. They are happy to unveil phase one earlier this year.

Trailer Park Family Tree

Don't you know a skyscraper when you see one?

just a note: this is not a real trailer mansion, I remember reading somewhere that it was a movie set or a place where all the people who worked on the movie lived.

Is dat da new Trump housin' project? Yew're fard!

"After years of fame, Tetris has moved onto the real estate market"

Things have been going downhill for Moshe Safdie ever since Habitat '67.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habitat_67

this is fake.

http://snopes.com/photos/architecture/redneck.asp

it's scenery from a play.

This used to be nice neighborhood, but the property values slumped when they added the plastic flamingos.

"Well sure as shit we coulda done gone and buyed a house for the price of all this, but just looka here Bubba, now it's a 4 leveled commentary on rural life meets rainbow inspired functionallity."

Redneck condominium

Behold! Melrose Place, white trash edition. Tori's in the one with the pink drapes.

Past the kidney pond, through the garden gate, up the main rickety staircase, take a left, then sharp right at the boxed begonias, and I'm in the green one with the curtain door, the mini windmill and the ladder to obscurity. BYOB.

Even in this time of fear and uncertainty in the real estate market, Donald Trump is still able to complete development on his new Trump Towers!

Don't get your hopes up Muffy. I hear the Co-Op Board is BRUTAL!

Hillary Clinton Presidental Library

A tornado's wet dream.

"High class" white trash!

And they say we're in a recession....?!

Upwardly Mobile Homes

My wife told me to get rid of my hubcap collection, so I buried it in the back yard and this thing keeps growin like a weed.........

Peter Pan dismisses US ecomomic concern has affected how he and the Lost boys live out their twilight years. Quick to reaffirm confidence in the fortunes of never growing up, Peter points out that Tinkerbell has recently commisioned a windmill extension to her trailer...erm...home.

"look" says Peter, "isn't it pretty"

None of the Lost boys were available or sober for comment as of going to press.

Sadly, the Swiss Family Robinson's reintegration did not go as well as planned.

redneck high rise

its a good thing they have that little pond, otherwise this would be trashy

If you would say this place is called 'Hobotopia' and that monkeys and cats live there, and the view is called a neatorama, I would believe you!

(Here in Europe trailers are not associated with 'rednecks', but with free people, gypsies, the circus, traveling merchants, and their descendants, etc. I would love to live there)

The landowner uses Google Earth for the rent.

Important place on the internet, where the actual downloading and uploading takes place, from T1, T2, T3 and higher, etc. Where 'T' means 'Trailer' obviously.

Important place on the internet, where the actual downloading and uploading takes place, from T1, T2, T3 and higher, etc. Where ‘T’ means ‘Trailer’ obviously. The different colors show the 'band'width.

FOR SALE: Multi-Level TownHouse, available now. Rustic country atmosphere. Overlooks Scenic Lake. Must see to appreciate.

The government's new stimulus package...

Congratulations to MoonCake whose comment "Swiss Family Rednecks" won the prize!

Great captions all around, guys! You made my day!

Higher Standard of Living.

Homeowners Association