Funny Farm Machinery Warning Labels

beware rickrolers make your legs bend in ways we thought impossable...

My fathers a lawyer he had a case when a man got smushed slowly.. by a CATAPILER steam roller. I through up when i saw the picture..

1) couldn't that have been said with only 1 post instead of 3?
2) there's a built-in spell checker. Just sayin'.
3) who the hell would show their son a picture like that?

I've got a slight variation of that in my Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness:

http://www.darrenbarefoot.com/hall/main.php?g2_itemId=49407

Caption: "Lighsabers should only be operated by registered Jedis or paduans in the presence of their masters."

Yeah, those warning labels may look funny, but people from my hometown have actually died just like that. Farm equipment is dangerous unless used properly. And even so, it can still harm you if used correctly. That being said, we actually used to say, "I'm hiding the sun under here." I laughed.

I have actually never been rickrolled.

Man, I love repurposed warning labels. My all-time favorite is an old electricity warning that says "caution: electric slide in progress".

i have that sticker on my toolbox, but it doesn't say anything about being rickrolled

i like the "cake is a lie" sign. great reference.

my ex-boyfriend's dad used to be an EMS and one time he had a call to a farm where the guy got run over by his tractor... his dad said there were pieces of the guy all over the lawn, and the rest of him was stuck in the blades of the tractor. yea. said it was the grossest thing he'd ever seen in his entire career.

Not so funny when your scrotum gets torn apart after being caught on a driveshaft like that. Tikes!