Wired has a gallery of user-submitted celebrities who have been "rolled" as AD&D characters. Here's George W. Bush's (by "Spherical Time"):
17th -level politician
Chaotic Neutral Human
Strength: 11
Intelligence: 10
Wisdom: 6
Constitution: 12
Dexterity: 10
Charisma: 16
Special Abilities: Always wins eligible elections, takes no damage for corporate connections, has the ability to prevaricate perfectly, and always goes first in initiative in attacks via other countries.
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/multimedia/2008/04/gallery_DandDStats - via Digg
17th -level politician
Chaotic Neutral Human
Strength: 11
Intelligence: 10
Wisdom: 6
Constitution: 12
Dexterity: 10
Charisma: 16
Special Abilities: Always wins eligible elections, takes no damage for corporate connections, has the ability to prevaricate perfectly, and always goes first in initiative in attacks via other countries.
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/multimedia/2008/04/gallery_DandDStats - via Digg
Political zealousness is lame no matter "what side" you are on.
The left, the right, they both equally suck.
One would have more respect for the author if he was a bit more politically neutral.
Equal opportunity offender if you will.
But I don't see that happening. Usually political zealots can't help themselves.
I completely agree on the zeal factor. For me, it's the same for religious zeal, fundamentalists horrify me yet the likes of Richard Dawkins who's closer to "my side" than the fundies are still makes me cringe.
"Can rickroll targets for 5d6 of humiliation damage."
lvl two ranger