Nubrella, the hands free umbrella, looks like a giant transparent Pac-Man chomping down on your head. The company hailed it as "the umbrella of the 21st century" and "the ultimate weather protector."
The umbrella is worn with adjustable shoulder strap and can stops rain, wind, and snow while keeping your arms free to shoo away curious people.
Link - Thanks MH!
One of the advantages to my, apparently old-fashioned, umbrella is that it not only keeps rain off my head but also off THE ENTIRE REST OF MY BODY!
Okay, not like, the last few inches of my pants, or my shoes, but close enough.
In the end, it just comes off as a less-efficient, and (surprisingly) even sillier-looking version of the "umbrella hat."